BREAKING

Man arrested for inserting his penis into car exhaust pipe

A drunk man, identified as Ryan Scott Malek has been arrested by the police for inserting his penis into a car’s exhaust pipe (artificial vagina) to derive sexual pleasure.

In June, Malek was named in a criminal complaint charging him with repeatedly trying to have sex with the tailpipe of a parked vehicle.

Malek was reportedly ‘oblivious to what he was doing as he was four times over the legal alcohol limit, so police had to taser him, according to smoking gun.

He was taken to the hospital and given chance to sober up.

The court document states that Malek unlawfully, intentionally and publicly exposed his sex organ in the presence of another person who is not the spouse of the offender but with intend to arrouse or gratify the sexual desires of oneself or another.

It also mames six witnesses

The Newton resident was given one year of probation and had to pay a $200 fine.